Thursday, August 6, 2009
August 7 , 2009…!!!
On August 7 , 2009
At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be
12:34:56 07/08/09
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This will never happen in your life again...!!!!
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Some female bashing..... (read only if u can handle it)
Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: now life gonna be hell for men..!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A:
i) no mind
ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between women and bitch?
A: bitch don't turn into women when they drink...
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Exchange her!!
Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Opposites attract.
Marriage...!!! :D
Marriage (Part I ) :
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it
Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!' 'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?' She says, 'I was in bed.' 'In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!'
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shout s right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 A M.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was abou! t to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM .Wake up.'
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