updated :(feb-25,2009)
LOVE :
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Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar
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Nabz Meri Dekhi Aur Bimar Likh Dia
Rog Mera Dekha To Pyar Likh Dia
Karzdar Rahnge Hum Us Hakim K
Jisne Dava Me Aapka Didar Likh Dia.
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FRIENDSHIP :
-----------------------------------------------------------Na Ki Dosti Tumse Kisi K Kehne Se,
Na Joda Rishta HmneTumSe Ashqo K Behne Se,
Hmne DekhaTumhare DiL Ko,
Aur Dosti Ki Apne DiL K Kehne Se
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Who is Dost?
Dost vo jo bin Bulaye aye
Bevaja Sar Khaye
Jaib Khali Kerwaye
Kabhi sataye
Kabhi Rulaye
Mager Hamesha Sath nibhaye
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College me School ki yaad ayi
Bade hokar Bachpan ki yaad ayi
Kaanto ko chuha to Phool ki yaad ayi
Tanha mehsus kiya to Dost teri Yaad ayi
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JOKES (HUMOR) :
-----------------------------------------------------------Meri Har yaad me TUM Ho
Meri Har Soch me TUM Ho
Meri Har Dua me TUM Ho
Meri Har Aas me TUM Ho
Or
Ek TuM Ho,Pata Nahi Kahan GuM Ho!
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Chand Ko Akele Me Sharam Aati Hogi
Baat Kuchh Aapko B Samajh Me Aati Hogi
Jab B Zikar Hota He SMART Logo Ka
Aapko Meri Yaad Bahut Aati Hogi
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Puri botal na sahi,1 jam ho jaye
Milan na sahi,Dua-salam
hi ho jaaye
Jinki yad me hum
BIMAAR pade he,Kam se kam unhe
ZUKHAM To ho jaye
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Zindgi badi udas hai,Muje lagi pyas hai,
Mujhe dunya se na koi aas hai,Cow khati Ghaas hai.
Main uska sir fod dunga
jsne kaha meri poem bakwas hai..
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Sardar lost his cheque book
bank Manager:Be careful any1 can put ur sign
Sardar: I'm not fool ,I have already signed all cheque.
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Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du.
2sra: dekhne me kesi hai?
1dost: achi hai 2sra: To fir mera number dede
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Sitam dane ki bhi had hoti hai, kisi ko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,
SMS karne ki koshish karo dost , muft me SMS pane ki bhi had hoti hai
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HEART BREAK (SAD) :
-----------------------------------------------------------Chot Pe Chot Khaye Ja Rhe Hai,
Rishte Phir B Nibhaye Ja Rhe Hai,
Zindagi Ka Ye Imtihaan Hi Sahi,
Honto Par Muskaan Laye Ja Rhe Hai
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Lambi He Manzil Dur He Kinara..
Jane Q Nhi Aaya sMs Tumhara?
Bhul Gaye Ho Number Ya Nam Hmara?
Ya Koi Mil Gaya He Humse B Pyara?
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Har Ghadi intzar me Gujari,
Baaton k Baad Apki yaad me Gujri,
HumTo Ek phooL The, rakh k BhuL Gaye,
Phir Tamam umar Apki Kitaab Me Gujri!
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Humne Mita Dia Jaha B Likha Naam Tera,
Apne Dil Se Mitana Bhool Gye,
Tum Juda Hue Humse Muskrate Hue,
Par Palkon Se Ansoo Hatana Bhool Gye
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Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki
Ek pal me phir tut kar bikhar jane ki
Chahat thi us diwane ki
Apne Har tukde me Tasveer unki pane ki
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