Must Read for Every Man
and of course Woman (to
understand man)
If a female is reading this article
then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel
proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter
was cutting a branch of a tree
above a river, his axe fell into
the river. When he cried out, the
Lord appeared and asked, "Why
are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his
axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his
living.
The Lord went down into the
water and reappeared with a
golden axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and
came up with a silver Axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied,
"No."
The Lord went down again and
came up with an iron Axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and gave him all
three axes to keep, and the
woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter
was walking with his wife along
the riverbank, and his wife fell
into the river. When he cried
out, the Lord again appeared
and asked him, "Why are you
crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen
into the water!"
The Lord went down into the
water and came up with
ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your
wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied!
That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh,
forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I
had said 'no' to ANGELINA
JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I
said 'no' to her, you would have
come up with my wife . Had I
then said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a
poor man, and am not able to
take care of all three wives, so
THAT'S
why I said yes to ANGELINA
JOLIE ."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a
good and honorable reason, and
for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're
sticking to it! - "WE ARE
HONORABLE
MEN!!!!!!"
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